Were you as excited as I was?

I mean, after last years debacle I couldn’t wait to see what she would do next.

And then she did the ultimate!

She acted…normal.

Double You Tee Eff, Brit?

Thanks for making me waste 3 hours just to see you come back and be all like your old self.

THINGS I WANTED TO SEE BRITNEY DO AT THE VMAS:

1. Make out with the entire roster of the Pussycat Dolls

2. Throw herself onto Justin Timberlake and beg forgiveness

3. Walk-dance to a new song written by someone else

4. Spontaneously combust and cover the crowd in a shower of Cheetos

5. Duet with K-Fed and then break into a Springer-esque TV fight

My hopes were dashed.

Thanks alot normal and totally uninteresting girl.

(Okay, the skit with the fat kid from Superbad was kinda funny.)