Joe Biden Fingerstache
Any guy who supports the fingestache gets my vote. I would like to see a few things happen since I am throwing my support his way… First, tax breaks for those sporting permanent finger mustaches. Second, a law providing that real mustache wearers be arrested and shaved on site (real mustaches are dirty). And thirdly, Joe Biden has to [...]
Continue reading...Ce-Lego-Brity
Monday, September 22, 2008
Forget Star Wars and Indiana Jones, it’s a paparazzi’s dream toy. Lego has created a small line of Lego Minifigures of some of the most popular celebrities like Brad and Angelina and Beckham and Posh. But don’t get too excited because these are not for sale. Created to mark the 30th anniversary of the Lego minifig, they [...]
Continue reading...LeBron Sucks at Basketball
Friday, September 19, 2008
Basketball is LeBron James’ job. All of the duties that come along with working in a warehouse are David Kalbs’ job. Amazing that Mr. Kalb can do both of those better than LaBron. Someone pay this guy $60 million a year because not only can he shoot better than the allstar, he can also drive a forklift.
Continue reading...Material Girl Fail
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
I guess I haven’t been following Madonna as closely as I might have in the eighties and nineties but since when did she bring “guitar dry-humping” into the act? She sort of reminded me of an old grizzly bear with a bad dye-job scratching itself on a tree. But that isn’t even the best part of this [...]
Continue reading...JaneTron Jackson
Monday, September 15, 2008
Janet Jackson was seen at her “Rock Witchu” sporting a fashion that seems oddly similar to a certain popular internet character. It’s beginning to get harder to tell the difference in celebrity and internet celebrity.
Continue reading...McCain Won’t Make Whoopee a Slave
Friday, September 12, 2008
On “The View” today, McCain was thrown to the lions cougars, with Whoopi Goldberg wondering if she’ll have to hall him Master? whoopi slaveryby dollarsandsense123 At least Walters and her “white folk” volunteered to take care of them.
Continue reading...Do Over
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Jessica Simpson was on Good Morning America on Tuesday morning and took the stage to perform her song “With You” when she decided she needed a Do Over. I’m sure no one would have even said anything if it wasn’t LIVE TV. She counted down and began once again after the stutter. Though after hearing her performance, we [...]
Continue reading...Britney at the VMAs
Monday, September 8, 2008
Were you as excited as I was? I mean, after last years debacle I couldn’t wait to see what she would do next. And then she did the ultimate! She acted…normal. Double You Tee Eff, Brit? Thanks for making me waste 3 hours just to see you come back and be all like your old self. THINGS I WANTED TO SEE [...]
Continue reading...Amy Winehouse
Friday, September 5, 2008
Amy tries her best to fool photogs with her “white fingerstache”.
Continue reading...The Bale/Kermit Connection
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Alternate universes, identical timelines, reincarnation… All of these are unproven, until now. The Christian Bale - Kermit the Frog connection is here. You think these three pictures are strange? Maybe just a coincidence? Then you should go to this livejournal and see the TRUTH for yourself. Click the link and beome a believer. - LINK
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Thursday, October 2, 2008
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