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	<title> &#187; Celebrity News</title>
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		<title>Ce-Lego-Brity</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/22/ce-lego-brity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 21:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Forget Star Wars and Indiana Jones, it&#8217;s a paparazzi&#8217;s dream toy.

Lego has created a small line of Lego Minifigures of some of the most popular celebrities like Brad and Angelina and Beckham and Posh.
But don&#8217;t get too excited because these are not for sale. Created to mark the 30th anniversary of the Lego minifig, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>LeBron Sucks at Basketball</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/19/lebron-sucks-at-basketball/</link>
		<comments>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/19/lebron-sucks-at-basketball/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 18:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[basketball]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Basketball is LeBron James&#8217; job. All of the duties that come along with working in a warehouse are David Kalbs&#8217; job.
Amazing that Mr. Kalb can do both of those better than LaBron.



Someone pay this guy $60 million a year because not only can he shoot better than the allstar, he can also drive a forklift.




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		<title>JaneTron Jackson</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/15/janetron-jackson/</link>
		<comments>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/15/janetron-jackson/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 23:27:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[celebrity]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[costume]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dramatic chipmunk]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[janet jackson]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[tron]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Janet Jackson was seen at her &#8220;Rock Witchu&#8221;  sporting a fashion that seems oddly similar to a certain popular internet character.


It&#8217;s beginning to get harder to tell the difference in celebrity and internet celebrity.

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		<title>McCain Won&#8217;t Make Whoopee a Slave</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/12/mccain-wont-make-whoopee-a-slave/</link>
		<comments>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/12/mccain-wont-make-whoopee-a-slave/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 10:48:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[interview]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[mccain]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[plantation]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On &#8220;The View&#8221; today, McCain was thrown to the lions cougars, with Whoopi Goldberg wondering if she&#8217;ll have to hall him Master?



whoopi slaveryby dollarsandsense123



At least Walters and her &#8220;white folk&#8221; volunteered to take care of them.
]]></description>
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		<title>Do Over</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/10/do-over/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:41:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson was on Good Morning America on Tuesday morning and took the stage to perform her song &#8220;With You&#8221; when she decided she needed a Do Over.

I&#8217;m sure no one would have even said anything if it wasn&#8217;t LIVE TV.
She counted down and began once again after the stutter.
Though after hearing her performance, we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Britney at the VMAs</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/08/britney-at-the-vmas/</link>
		<comments>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/08/britney-at-the-vmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[britney]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[crazy]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Were you as excited as I was?


I mean, after last years debacle I couldn&#8217;t wait to see what she would do next.
And then she did the ultimate!
She acted&#8230;normal.
Double You Tee Eff, Brit?
Thanks for making me waste 3 hours just to see you come back and be all like your old self.
THINGS I WANTED TO SEE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Bale/Kermit Connection</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/03/the-balekermit-connection/</link>
		<comments>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/09/03/the-balekermit-connection/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 22:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Celebrity News]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[batman]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[christian bale]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dark knight]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alternate universes, identical timelines, reincarnation&#8230;
All of these are unproven, until now.
The Christian Bale - Kermit the Frog connection is here.



You think these three pictures are strange?
Maybe just a coincidence?
Then you should go to this livejournal and see the TRUTH for yourself.
Click the link and beome a believer.
- LINK
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		<title>Amy Winehouse&#8217;s Hair</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/08/28/amy-winehouses-hair/</link>
		<comments>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/08/28/amy-winehouses-hair/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 16:10:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s about time we know the truth&#8230;







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		<title>Michael Phelps is kind of a jerk</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/08/22/michael-phelps-is-kind-of-a-jerk/</link>
		<comments>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/08/22/michael-phelps-is-kind-of-a-jerk/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Aug 2008 20:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Michael Phelps, America&#8217;s golden boy&#8230;
But is he really?




See more funny videos at Funny or Die



Created by the funny guys at MagicHugs.com
]]></description>
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		<title>What Britney Really Sounds Like</title>
		<link>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/08/21/what-britney-really-sounds-like/</link>
		<comments>http://celebrityfingerstache.com/2008/08/21/what-britney-really-sounds-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:37:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Fingerstache</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I feel like I&#8217;ve been lied to.
Footage of Britney&#8217;s Live Vegas performance with the audio isolated from her headset.







You mean to tell me that she doesn&#8217;t sound exactly like her cds everytime she opens her mouth? I mean, c&#8217;mon&#8230; Brit should be keeping in perfect tune even while performing dance moves and listening to the [...]]]></description>
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