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Colin Farrell
“I believe Colin Farrell did have sex with all those starlets, and quite possibly some of the men too. What can I say? That man is a sex fiend.” - Hunky Mustachio’d man who gave me his number Celebrity Colin Farrell Finger Fingerstache Funny Hollywood Humor Hunky mustache Pics sex [...]
Continue reading...Lindsey Lohan
12. July 2007
“Rehab is like church for celebrities. All you gotta do is like…visit for a bit and you are forgiven for all your sins and stuff. Or so I’ve heard.” - bikini-clad chick with a hot mustache Bikini Celebrity Church Finger Fingerstache Funny Humor Lindsey Lohan mustache Paparazzi Pics [...]
Continue reading...Diddy
10. July 2007
“I heard Diddy is leaving his wifey. Yeah, finally he can get all over Paris, Lindsey and Britney. I mean finally some white booty, know what I’m sayin?. - Funky dancin’ black man with a mustache Bad Boy Diddy Finger Fingerstache Funny Humor Kim Porter mustache Pics Puff Daddy [...]
Continue reading...Tony Parker (attempted)
9. July 2007
New Wife, Eva Longoria attempts to give her hubby, Tony Parker, a surprise Fingerstache as a sign of her everlasting love. Tony was overheard saying, “That’s sweet…and I only gave you an 18 carat white gold band with 107 diamonds.“ Desperate Housewives Diamonds Eva Longoria Finger Fingerstache Funny Humor mustache Pics [...]
Continue reading...Shia LaBeouf
6. July 2007
“You know, the guy in “Disturbia”. “Constantine”? “I, Robot”? C’mon…”Charlies Angels: Full Throttle”? HE WAS THE KID IN THAT MOVIE “HOLES”! - underage looking guy with fancy-schmancy mustache Bumblebee Finger Funny Humor Josh Duhamel Megan Fox Megatron Michael Bay mustache Optimus Prime Pics Shia LeBeouf Transformers [...]
Continue reading...Daniel Radcliffe
5. July 2007
“I really hope Harry gets a sex scene in one of these movies. I mean bloody hell, it’s not like he’s a child any more, plus I hear he’s hung like Hagrid!” - mysteriously mustachio’d boy Daniel Radcliffe Deathly Hallows Draco Malfoy Dumbledore Emma Watson Hagrid Half blood Prince Harry Potter [...]
Continue reading...Josh Duhamel
3. July 2007
“If I could transform into something? I’d probably turn into Fergie’s butt floss. Yeah…that would be good times.”- some guy with a dashing mustache on the set of Transformers Autobots Bumblebee Celebrity Decepticons Funny Humor Josh Duhamel Las Vegas Megatron mustache Optimus Prime Transformers
Continue reading...Barry Bonds
2. July 2007
“Steroids? Aww hell no! That Bonds is 100% clean, man. Did I mention he’s also the greatest baseball player of all time?” - jacked up looking man with a silly mustache All Star Barry Bonds Baseball Finger Giants MLB mustache MVP San Francisco Scandal Steroids
Continue reading...Stephen Colbert
29. June 2007
“Fingerstaches…you’re on notice.”- well dressed businessman with smarmy mustache Colbert Comedy Central Daily Show Fingerstache Grizzly Bears mustache On Notice Stephen
Continue reading...Paula Abdul
28. June 2007
“Occifer…I swear, that Paula chick is as sober as a sober pershen or shomethin!” - clearly inebriated woman with mustache Abdul American Finger Idol mustache Paula
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13. July 2007
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